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[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

Ready, set, discuss!

http://youtu.be/pcRlIFHnESU

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[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

I am now having the most filthy thoughts about EJ and Will.

It cannot be helped.

I am a bad person. LIKE EJ. WHO WOULD SO KNOW ALL ABOUT CERTAIN ACTIVITIES FROM HIS TIME IN ENGLISH BOARDING SCHOOLS. AND HE HAS NO SOUL SO HE'D START OUT LIKE IT WAS PUNITIVE, BUT IN THE END, HE'D WIND UP BEING GENTLE, AND HUSHING WILL SOOTHINGLY, AND WILL WOULD HATE IT AND LOVE IT. AND THE SCANDAL WHEN IT COMES OUT THAT HE'S BEEN SCREWING HIS FORMER STEPFATHER - "BUT HE MADE ME!!! HE BLACKMAILED ME! IT ISN'T THE FIRST TIME HE'S BLACKMAILED SOMEONE FOR SEX! IT WAS RAPE!" And then it would be broken off, but Will be longing for that dirty, dirty time with EJ and he'd try for some normal relationship, but he'd secretly want EJ the whole time, and EJ, likewise, would have gotten his emotions all tangled up in Will, and I AM A BAD PERSON OMG.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alicesprings/]

OMG I just watched the episode and I can totally see why you are having dirty thoughts! That was amazeballs! EJ's all, "Will, my dear boy" and "You are going to do something for me" and "you're so sweet and innocent" and "I own you" asdfghlkj!!

What a great episode! Will's face! And EJ with the cigar, lolol, like he's following page four of Soap Opera Villains or something. Hee!

[slayerkitty.livejournal.com]

OMG. Okay, for the Dool newbie - is EJ right? Did Will shoot EJ? I'm so lost with this.

Will is just...God, someone get him some help before he hurts himself or someone else.

[sexyscholar.livejournal.com]

I love these thoughts and I think you should expound on them further.

OMG WE ALL WANT IT WE ARE BAD BAD PEOPLE.

[anna-drenxavier.livejournal.com]

UM THAT SORT OF DELICIOUS FILTH WOULD MAKE THIS STORYLINE SO MUCH BETTER.

[anna-drenxavier.livejournal.com]

I really, really, REALLY despise EJ. He's such a piece of crap.

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

So do I. I can't believe how many people elsewhere are excusing his actions.

[glo-unit.livejournal.com]

I'm lazy so I'm just copying and pasting this from the TWOP DOOL thread.

"Back in 2007 Sami was getting married to EJ for some reason pretty sure some blackmail from Stefano maybe even EJ and at the wedding EJ was shot at the altar. Lucas was arrested and sent to prison for the shooting but Will was packed up quickly and sent to live with Austin/Carrie around the same time. So conventional fan wisdom was that it was a coverup and Will was the real shooter, but the show never explicitly stated that Will shot EJ until today."

http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=165519&st=96255

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Oooh, do share. What kinds of things are they saying to defend him? I mean, this is so indefensible.

[slayerkitty.livejournal.com]

So this is like huge, then. How "old" was Will at the time?

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, that's kinda thrilling! Go DOOL for holding that ace in their pocket so long!

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

EJ's all, "Will, my dear boy" and "You are going to do something for me" and "you're so sweet and innocent" and "I own you" asdfghlkj!!

jdklafjl;asdkfj!!!! IKR???? Gah! I'm soooooooo, uh, yeah. I VOTE THEY HAVE A BAD ROMANCE.

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, don't tempt me. The filth! It taunts me!!!

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

IKR??? They can take all of my ideas and use them. I wouldn't mind. IT WOULD BE LIKE CHRISTMAS!!!!

[wagacca.livejournal.com]

I never post here, just lurk, but I had to say I agree 1000000% I have been dying for some good ol' fashioned hate!sex between EJ and Will since this storyline was announced! I will never like EJ, but damn that shit would be hot. I was basically screaming at the tv during today's episode.

And yeah, my mother agrees, so there's your "women in their 60s" demographic right there :p

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

I WANT IT SO BADLY!!!! I DO!!!! And I am so sad to know there is no way in hell they will go there with this. It would be so perverse it would circle back around to right!

[wagacca.livejournal.com]

It would be PERFECTION. How can the Bo/Hope or Brady/Madison crap hold a candle to the gloriousness that would be EJ and Will fucking? And then actually liking it and the scandal and the ANGST. OMG I would be in soap opera heaven!

And then Lucas would return (yayyyy!!!!!) and be all, wtaf?! Why can't they see the potential brilliance of this story? If only Days were on cable!

Also, I need the fic. I need it now. Someone has to be writing it!

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH WORD!!!!

[jakefan77.livejournal.com]

Hi there, been lurking here a while too. Nice community! :)

OMG I was so glad to find this post because I found myself feeling the same way and I have NEVER liked EJ. EVER.

I never really thought about it like that that much until he said "You need to be taught a lesson for what you just did and I know just the thing." And the WAY he said it. ugh. lol. It just sounded so dirty to me. Like he was going to spank him or something.

GAHHHH.. CAN'T GET RID OF THESE THOUGHTS. WHYYYYY. It's like part of me is appalled at myself because of all the hate I've had for EJ and the other part just... really doesn't give a shit. haha.

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!!! *high five* Pervs unite!!! :D

Seriously, though, it's steaming dirty-hot! Embrace it! And share our disappointment that TPTB will never go there, sadly, and it will have to exist in our filthy little minds...and maybe fanfic, if someone would only write it. :D

[jakefan77.livejournal.com]

*high-five*

and it really doesn't help matters that Chandler said it'd be a master/slave type relationship. LOL.

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

IKR? That and the dialogue is making me wonder if they're playing up that subtext on purpose just to mess with our dirty minds.

[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

A+++++++++++++++++++

[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

As soon as Chandler said that, I was like, O RLY??

:D :D :D

[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure it out. It seems like he might have been aging normally at the time, and if he was, then he was 12, since he was born in 1995. But the actor who played him (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Gerse) was 16 when Will left in 2007. He was likely playing a bit younger than his age, so I'm guessing Will was supposed to be 14 or 15 when the shooting happened?

[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

This really excites me! I had no idea it wasn’t explicitly revealed before yesterday. I love how the new writers are really digging into the show’s history for stories. It’s awesome.

[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

EJ’s such a bad person, but damn he can be sexy. And I delight in his deviousness and putting the screws to Will. Eeeeee, drama! This is going to be AWESOME.

That said, there’s no excuse for anything EJ does! I think he’s a great character, but he’s not just misunderstood or something.

[slayerkitty.livejournal.com]

Okay, that gives me something. BTW, did anyone notice that Will and his friends are suddenly old enough to drink? When did that happen?

[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it’s weird about the drinking! Sonny has always drank, so I thought he was a few years older. But the rest of them should be 18 or 19 tops. Perhaps Salem has been annexed by Canada and there’s a lower drinking age. ;)

[spiceinator.livejournal.com]

This never occurred to me but now I shall be thinking about it. Quite often. Most likely with a dirty smile on my face.

Damn you for placing these delicious, dirty thoughts in my head ;)